sex haikus
2003-05-13 - 4:21 p.m.
for the third year in a row, we are learning about male and female reproductive organs.
mariah and i were bored.
we wrote haikus dedicated to them.
"male"
epididymis
vas deferens are so cool
boys have penises.
"female"
endometrium
ovaries are so awesome
girls have vaginas.
the end.
heh.
and with katy.
"std"
hepatitis B
don't have premarital sex
it will make you die.
so i hope you learned your lesson.
- marie